The Chair is struggling to see those on floor. “I’m sorry, its the lights,” she said. Those football fans among us may be inclined to liven things up at this stage in the afternoon with a cry of “are you blind ref” or “should have gone to specsavers.”
The Chair, however was keen to avert such a threat to order. “I don’t need glasses. It’s just the lights” she said.
By Ben Parfitt